merch.He wears nothing with words on it.

48 lines of marketing.
Or one.

merch.py  −48 +1
- class MerchStrategy:
-     def __init__(self, brand_book, palette, slogan="Ship faster."):
-         self.focus_groups, self.kpis = [], {}
-     # ...44 more lines of marketing
+ shirt = logo  # people who get it will ask

Fourteen things.
One logo.

chest

back, big

back, medium

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More colors and sizes on the product page. Ships worldwide, cheapest inside the EU.